Location: Panera in Stow, Ohio

Panera in Stow, Ohio, has a toilet-paper dispenser called the NEVER OUT 3000, and the motion activated paper towel machine is cracked. So, now it’s motion cracktivated.

Public Restroom Observation #2:

Location: Burger King, Times Square, NYC

There is no goddamn mirror in here!

Public Restroom Observation #3:

Location: The Grog Shop, Cleveland Hts., Ohio

The hand soap here smells like Robitussin and almond milk.